Monday, January 26, 2009'♥

As all of you know, GM is clutching on to the balls of the American government. But they still have come up with a supercar. It's called a Corvette ZR1. I'm gonna summarize it before going into detail. It sucks. Sure various car programs have said that the car's awesome LS9 Supercharged V8 is a miracle, the carbon ceramic brakes are bullet proof, the huge road hugging 20 inch tyres are great. But I respectfully disagree. It is rubbish. Coming straight from America, this 6.2 liter blunderbuss is hard to keep your eyes off. The Corvette is too flash, too ostentatious and vulgar, too expensive for a plastic wedge with 4 wheels. They are gonna build only 2000 of these cars, and I think that's too exclusive for a car manufactured by 2 fat blokes in Ohio. Sure it sounds great and burning rubber is fun, but you get a plastic interior which is cramp, slightly iffy and smells of glue. I mean, these are the people who landed on the moon. Surely, they could have come up with something better than that. It absolutely doesn't win my heart.
&down the streets of new york.
Monday, January 26, 2009