Yeah. I've got no idea what to get Jarrold for his birthday. Wade Robson DVDS to another pair of pants for dance. And just so you know. I'm not going to his party without any girls. Damn! Anyway today was fun and extremely tiring. Training was very slack but I was damn tired after coming home. I'm beginning to think the Sec 1s are fine. Oh yeah, the B Division boys won Greenview Secondary School by like 17. Woot!!! Yeah-huh! It was damn fun. Then again it's always fun watching my seniors play. I can't wait for the season to start. Yes. Apparently I shouted myself hoarse and I love bullying Sec 1s. Uh-huh. You heard me. And damn, Ms Lim got me for not doin Home Econs properly. If Jarrold has a party with his dancer friends, that will be so cool! Can't really wait for Sunday.

Yup. THAT IDIOTIC GEOGRAPHY TEACHER GOT ME AGAIN FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!! I mean, I was walking to Music class when I saw her and she stopped me and ranted on about me not being able to keep still in class. When the hell did that happen? I keep still, I never fidget, you hopeless old thar....I mean, if you want to get me for something else, please, be my guest. If the scolding is fair, I accept it. If you want to get me for not presenting well, you're most welcome. Why scold me when I didn't do such a thing.

I persuaded Jarrold to have a birthday party, to celebrate his 96th year alive. Yeah. And I heard he's gonna invite those Dance friends of his. And yeah, Mr Tan weird ass Chinese Teacher guy didn't come today. As some of you can see, a lot of space down there is taken up by car jokes. There's a post about the first part of today. Mdm Isaac Bin Dumbass ranting on and on...I hate her. Bruce Wayne is cool.

AUDI- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
* Another Useless Deutsch Invention
BMW-Big Money Works.
* Brutal Money Waster.
* Bimbette Motor Weapon.
* Break My Window.
BUICK-Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.
CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
* Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
*Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology.
DODGE-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
*Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.
*Dead or Dying Gas Eater.
*Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.
FIAT- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
*Fix It All the Time.
*Fix it again, Tony!
FORD - First On Recall Day.
*Fixed Or Repaired Daily.
*First On Rust and Deterioration.
*Fix Or Repair Daily.
*Found On Road, Dead.
*Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
*Features O.J. and Ron's DNA.
*Found On Russian Dump.
GM- General Maintenance.
* Great Mistake.
* GMC- Garage Man's Companion.
* Got A Mechanic Coming?.
HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again.
HYUNDAI-Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind *Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.
PINTO - Put in new transmission often.
PONTIAC - Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac.
PORSCHE - Proof of rich spoiled children having everything.
SAAB-Send Another Automobile Back.
*Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
*Sorry Arsed Auto Builders.
TOYOTA-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.
VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
*Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners.
VW-Virtually Worthless.

1. Thou shalt not read thy Hemmings on company time, lest thy employer make it impossible to continue thy car payments.

2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's car nor his garage, nor his battery charger.

3. Thou shalt not store thy car out-of-doors except for the wife's Toyota.

4. Thou shalt not deceive thy wife into thinking that thee is taking her for a romantic Sunday drive when indeed thou art going out to look at another car.

5. Thou shalt not love thy cars more than thy wife and children.

6. Thou shalt not despise thy neighbor's Edsel, nor his DeSoto, nor even his '47 Plymouth.

7. Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of thy latest restoration, at least not all at the same time.

8. Thou shalt not promise thy wife a new addition for the house and then use it to store cars.

9. Thou shalt not allow thy sons and daughters to get married during the car show season.

10. Thou shalt not buy thy wife a floor jack for Christmas.

Okay. I screwed up. The Geography project was a complete failure. I really messed up. The guys didn't even tell me that I had to prepare. Firstly I was so frustrated that I kept swearing. The teacher got me for that. And I fumbled, and the teacher got me for that too. She stinks. I have to say good job to the AnnaJoanClaireJoyce group. And good news, I get to keep $100 out of the $922 I got. And my mom just told me I have about $20k in my bank. WOW! Oh yeah, I like Ironman.

I can't wait for tomorrow! I like school. I have to admit. Chinese class is fun because you can slack off a bit. And I hate Geography. Mdm Yusof Bin Weirdo Bin Shaquille' O Neal Bin Laden Bin Dustbin. I don't know her name...Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....I love my dad.

I like cartoons. But, there are people who like Avatar, The Legend Of Aang. C'mon. That show is good....I like Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends. I know, it's lame. But seriously I like Bloo's character. He's selfish and quite an ass. But he's really damn cute. Today....I did nothing special. Damn. Yesterday was fun though. My relatives are really cool. They give a hell lot of money....My cousin and I were talking about some stuff and he showed me some footage he recorded in the Sepang Circuit in Malaysia. In a Subaru Impreza STI I think. He ordered McDonalds and the funny thing is...he asked for 10 curry packets!!!! What the...!!!!! I ate some good Chinese food today. And my brother's rugger friend came over...he's like cool. Wooo! I wish school was just about friends. That would be heaven.

Damn. Didn't harvest as much money as I hoped for...But still, $922 is a lot. $500 of which comes from my parents. Wow. I didn't know my mom's friends could be so giving. They gave a total of $102...I planned to hit $1100. But, never mind. As the laws of Physics say that good marks come from destroying the planet. What? I don't know...

Just to not piss people off by writing long and lame car reviews on this blog. I have made another blog. Yeah. You won't see car reviews any longer.

I wanna get a new phone and camera. Damn. I need the camera urgent. A HD Camcorder will be best. None of that Digital Camera nonsense. And I want a N810. Damn.

This dumbass Jie Zhi. If you don't admit it. You're an imbecile. Well, that said I would like to say to everybody, enjoy your last day of Chinese New-Yearing. Yeah...

This is a video of me in the bus. And Dominic being a prick and taping every damn thing.

Hey guys, sorry that I strayed off topic. I'm gonna be uploading some photos from my class trip soon. Watch out for that.

If you have read my earlier post, I have seen one of these hypercars. The SLR stuffs the SL65 AMG into oblivion. And all that power, it's just V8. That's pure muscle. Wow. The snatchy ceramic brakes can be somewhat irritating but it pulls this hypercar to a full halt in less than 105 feet. It does 0-62 in 3.8 seconds, but it has airbags for your knees. And it can do 208 miles an hour tops, but it has automatic child seat sensors. The SLR is fairly understated as a hypercar, mostly because of the fact that it has all the various luxuries.It's a long-legged GT cruiser. It's my favourite. It's fantastic.

As all of you know, GM is clutching on to the balls of the American government. But they still have come up with a supercar. It's called a Corvette ZR1. I'm gonna summarize it before going into detail. It sucks. Sure various car programs have said that the car's awesome LS9 Supercharged V8 is a miracle, the carbon ceramic brakes are bullet proof, the huge road hugging 20 inch tyres are great. But I respectfully disagree. It is rubbish. Coming straight from America, this 6.2 liter blunderbuss is hard to keep your eyes off. The Corvette is too flash, too ostentatious and vulgar, too expensive for a plastic wedge with 4 wheels. They are gonna build only 2000 of these cars, and I think that's too exclusive for a car manufactured by 2 fat blokes in Ohio. Sure it sounds great and burning rubber is fun, but you get a plastic interior which is cramp, slightly iffy and smells of glue. I mean, these are the people who landed on the moon. Surely, they could have come up with something better than that. It absolutely doesn't win my heart.

I love Korea. And I love being half Korean too. It's cool. The weather there is so much nicer than Singapore. And the people aren't fussy. And you don't pay for all the funny taxes for cars. The subway line is somewhat confusing and yet easy to take. The changing of train is troublesome. It takes about 10 minutes. And I like the strange foods they have. Appetizing... I actually made that for Home Economics last year.

Annabelle and Judea is weird. Canoeing is strong....

In America, you can normally start driving when you're sixteen. So I want a car for my sweet sixteen. A Chevrolet Camaro. It's quite cheap. At 22k USD. Hope. Gonna keep my fingers crossed. I love it.....

It's a French invention and involves things like jumping from one building to another and running, a lot. It is cool. And it deserves some more attention. And it requires precision, stamina and strength. Martial Arts : Trained To Fight
Parkour : Trained To Flight

Well...i'm gonna get my coat, and my whip....because i'm Indiana Jones. Not that i'm into S.E.M or anything...just regular sex...i'm gonna get my coat...

Back to the original topic. What was it? Yes, ... ... Oh yeah, there's this guy, Eddie Tan. I describe him as a gay, balding, eccentric dude. He is unreasonable. Yes. I shall ignore my prejudices. Because I think that good English teachers are a scaled down version of...God. I'm not the one who's for blasphemy or something. I'm Christian.

I was just joking in the last post. Don't take it too seriously.

Anybody who reads this blog other than igeek, please ignore this post.

In front of you is the new U.S Spec Nissan GT-R. Gunmetal grey, right off the Nissan factory floor. You climb into the car, narrowly missing the beam by a centimeter. You grimace in pain as you sit on the rock hard bucket seats. You see a cheap, plastic looking starter button. You press it. The V6 coughs into life, damn, it sounds like a diesel. You look around the cabin. A very leathery feel. The screen for the computer functions looks like it came of a 19th century railway train. The air condition blows at you through small vents. And all of a sudden, you're at the Tsukuba circuit in Japan. You set the cars traction management system and scream in fury as the "diesel" car launches from 0-62 in 18 years. The first corner, the whole car shudders under braking and the massive forces make the car spin out. And then again. And then again. And when you finally can control it, you end up 2 inches away from the edge of the track and moving a 50mph sideways. Oh dear, is this the pinnacle of Japanese sports cars... On the road, SatNav woman keeps interrupting your Sunday drive. You run over a small rock, and because of the super stiff suspension, you end up with chronic backache. The Bose sound system warbles out some music but cannot be heard over the din in the cabin. Thanks to the overly eager rubber at the back. You need 13 tyre changes to reach from Miami to Jacksonville. And then you die because you hired a chauffeur and decide to sit in the microscopic seats at the back. God help Japan .

Never considered myself to be a wrestling fan. I mean I pick up the remote and switch to the Supersports channel I think. Some every 3 weeks or so. I just noticed that the console game is strangely addictive. And Jarrold is one lucky ass dawg. He gets to go to Dance. I mean Dance is like ass soup. A hell lot of pretty girls....

I gotta make a decision. Yes and yet I made a really bad decision choosing a stupid name for this blog. I hate it. Shoot. Dang. Crap. B*lshit....

Nice car, Meteorite Silver, Cabriolet...

There's one thing I don't understand. People keep complaining they're short. I mean, get some stimulants, jump some more, drink some milk you'll soon get taller. And buying a car. I mean, sell the house, sell the children, rob a bank, you'll soon get the money. And go for the optional Automatic transmission, although it costs more, you don't need a clutch pedal, so you can raise the money by selling one of your legs.

Screw. Everybody started out like me, a chump. Now all of them gonna be flashing their student leader badges everywhere. Honestly, in this world, you'll pity yourself if you're a nobody. People will start looking down and snubbing you. Gary, Joan, Lucas. Yeah. Dumbasses. And this jackass called Jana. How the freak!?

Man. I can't catch a break... I think i'll go out and wander in the rain or something. Or get hit by a blimp. Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She is now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says, it's the best sex I've ever had....

Hey guys, happy Chinese New Year to all of ya. I hope y'all get tonnes of cash. I mean, I did. Lolz. Just joking yeah? Just hang with your relatives and enjoy the holiday. Go red. You better give me your money when I next see you....because I love you...

Korea. The roads are exceptional, the people are really kind and the food, errr, strange. I'm half of them so I visit that place. I took some pictures there. All me standing next to the many many exotic supercars there. And that's me, in a fat suit holding a plastic bag, in my tatty jeans, my old shoes with the broken laces standing next to a SLR McLaren. Wow... Who would have ever thought...

I guess you can tell from the somewhat cheesy title of this blog, I am trying to make a very difficult decision. I'm not one of them emo kids who choose the name just because it sounds cool. I leave this stinking shit hole called Singapore and move to America, to get rich. The downside is I'll have to leave all my friends here. Yup. America=Rich, America=desertion of friends. Cheerio...

I really don't comprehend the fact that this the 5th time in trying out a new blog. I seriously hope that this doesn't waste as well. That just stinks. Well. I hope I get good exam results this year and uhhh, hi to y'all out there.

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